Difficult
to tell that what loving is like....
Its really impossible to tell what mising is like ..
May u never miss whom u love n may all whom u love miss u always .. |
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Friends r those
who care without HESITATION
Who loves without LIMITATION
Who gives without EXPECTATION
Who remembers without COMMUNICATION... |
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| Go out in the rain try 2 hold the
drops. How much u hold is how much u miss me. And how many u dont is how much i
miss u. |
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Luv is like a bird
if u hold it tightly it dies
if u hold it slightly it flies
if u hold it correctly it shits in ur hand
so stay away & enjoy life |
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One day love asked friendship
"y r u in the world when i am here?
"Friendship smiled and said to spread smiles where u leave tears" |
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W=worries
I=invited
F=for
E=ever
L=loss
O=of
V=valuable
E=energy
F=first
R=relation
I=in
E=earth
N=never
D=dies |
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If u found urself in a dark room.
walls shake, blood comes from everywhere,
dont be affraid ur in a safe place ur in my HEART!! |
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I may
be buzy in all the things I do
But neva will I forget sum1 as special as u
So I'm keepin in touch to let you know
Ur in my mind more often than u know |
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FACES OF A MAN -
AFTER ENGAGEMENT - 'SUPERMAN'
AFTER MARRIAGE - 'GENTLEMAN'
AFTER 10 YEARS - 'WATCHMAN'
AFTER 20 YEARS - 'DOBERMAN' |
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| Dont be like the hand that
crushes the flower but be the like the flower which leaves fragrance to the
crushed hand.. |
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A lover says, " i will be
with u in all ur troubles"
but a best friend says "u will have no troubles when iam with u" |
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Hi I have Good News & Bad
News Both 4 u-The bad news is that there is
no Good news..& the Good news is There is no Bad News....!! |
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If
u want to be a winner in life...
& want to become a great person...
listen to what your girlfriend say...
AND DO THE OPPOSITE... |
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What is full form of
A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girls heart |
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1 day i read smoking is bad
i stopped smokin
1 day i read drinking is bad
i stopped drinkin
1 day i read friendship is bad
i stopped reading.... |
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| A
friend gives hope when life is low, a friend is a place when you have nowhere to
go, a friend is honest, a friend is true. A friend is precious, a friend is u. |
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Teacher: if A=B, B=C then A=C can
u tell one more example of this type
Student : I love my teacher, teacher loves his daughter, so i love teacher
daughter.... |
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Biology class master: All of u
draw the male reproductive system.
Student: sir... close ur zip. Anitha is copying |
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MAN COMES HOME FINDS HIS WIFE
WITH HIS FRIEND IN BED. HE SHOTS HIS
FRIEND TO DEATH WIFE SAID IF U BEHAVE LIKE THIS U WILL LOSE ALL UR FRIENDS |
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| An ass, behind another ass,
behind me whole nation... sardar teaching his children spelling of ASSASSINATION |
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A news paper published 50%
sardarji's r donkeys....
all sardars protested.. so next day it published:- 50% sardars r not donkeys..
all sardars were happy.. |
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3
things to watch: beauty, behaviour & action
3 things to control : tongue, temper & temptation
3 things to luv: purity, honest & hard work |
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| I
am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate
plants. |
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| It
takes one tree to make 10,000 matches, but one match to burn 10,000 trees. |
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| Do
not blame God for having created the tiger, but thank him for not having given
it wings. |
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| God
could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers. |
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| Do
not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a
trail. |
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| The
only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary. |
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| Ability
may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. |
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sardar
was asked to write essay abt father but he studied only on friend.he was not
ready to giveup so he replaced the word friend as father,he wrote essay like
this i have lot of fathers
my neighbour is my best father,finally he ended as a father in need is father in
deed. |
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i
dropped a tear in the ocean while thiking of u ...and i promise to be u r friend
till i find it
now do u know how long i need u r friendship. |
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our
friendship has become our "HABIT", even if u takeout H,'a
bit'remains.take out A still 'bit'
remains .finally take out B,still IT remains.... |
|
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| Lady:Dr,I
always feel tired.Dr:How often u do sex..?Lady:Everyday.Dr:Avoid Sunday.
Lady:Sorry,it is the only day when i'm with my husband. |
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| After
a deep passionate kiss, the girl whispers to the guy,kiss me once more like dat
& i will b urs 4ever, the guy says.."thanx 4 the WARNING... |
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| Some
say 'always remember me, some say never forgot me,while i say "never forget
to remember me and never remember to forgot me. |
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| Life Brings You; Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham, 4 how
long it lasts; Na Tun Jano Na Hum, but as always; Hum Tumhare Hain Sanam,
& dis is fact; Qayamat Se Qayamat Tak. |
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Aansu Tere Nikle To Aankhen Meri ho,
Dil Tera Dharke To Dharkan Meri ho,
Khuda Karey K Dosti Itne Gehri Ho,
K Naukri Tu Karey Per Salary Meri Ho !!! |
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Deyari Tuwadi yaad Aai Tuwanu
Miss Kita,
Shaami tuwadi Yad Aai Fer Tuwano Miss Kita,
Raati Tuwadi yaad Ne Sataya Te Tuwano SMS Kita. |
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Bhagwan Se Paani Manga To Saagar Diya,
Phool Manga To Bageeecha Diya,
Ghar Maanga To Mahal Diya,
Jab Paisa Maanga To Aapka Number Diya.
kab Aaon Lene ? |
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I Saw You On Road Today.
U were Luking so fine,
Ur Face so divine,
Ur Walk so perfect.
My heart started singing a song :
" who let the dogs out ?" |
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| Girl:when
I was singing,someone threw a slipper on me.Boy:Did u stop singing..?
Girl:No.what could i do wit one slipper..? So i sang still he threw another
slipper....!! |
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| A
policeman arrested a prostitute...Girl:I'm a saleswomen not
prostitute..Police:wat r u selling..Girl:I'm selling condoms & offering a
FREE DEMO.... |
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a
english girl decided to commit suicide, she opened her legs and slept on the
train tracks
next day headline in englishtimes "train is missing". |
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wife
dreaming in the middle of the night,suddently shuots up 'quick' my husband is
back!
man gets up,jumps of window,then realizes "shit,i am the husband". |
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| A
confusion has confused my mind which is already confused with some confusion.I
dont know why this confusion had confused my confused mind.If my confusion had
confused your mind then try to get a solution for my confusion to rectify my
confused mind.If my confused message didnt confuse you then be happy thinking
that a confused message didn't confuse you which really confused me..Any
confusion..?In this message..contact me without confusion.. |
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For every minute of
anger you lose sixty seconds of happiness.
Never fear shadows. They simply mean there is some light nearby.
Dream as if you will live forever. Live as if you will die today. |
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| U
MUST B A GOOD RUNNER BCOZ U R ALWAYS RUNNING IN MY MIND. U MUST B A GOOD THIEF
U HAV STOLEN MY HEART. AND IAM A BAD SHOOTER BCOZ ALWAYS MISSING U!! |
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| "hands up this is a bank
robbery..pretty girls move left..handsome guys right...monkeys to the centre..U
there yes u! dun prtnd 2 read sms..go to the centre!" |
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| "Hi 2day is telephone
day.Its a day to workship your phone.Follow the procedure carefully.1st remove
sim and battery.dip phone in warm water for 5 min.Put kumkum on keypad and dip
in curd honey ghee and sugar.Wash the metallic part of sim using brush.After
this reassamble phone n say loudly "ram nam satya hai" |
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| macchar ne aapko kata yeh uska
junoon tha.Aapne khuja diya yeh aapka sukoon tha.chah kar bhi aap use maar na
sake,kyuki uski rago me aaphika khoon tha |
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| "Whats wrong with your
cell?Tried calling you so many times.But everytime the operator says"The
subscriber you are calling is in your heart" |
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I will ask a question. u should
answer only by saying yes or no.
here is the question.
"Do your frnds know that you are a mental?" |
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Man : give me viagra xtra dosage
chemist : why?
Man: 3 gals coming home tonite
(NEXT DAY)
Man : give me iodex
chemist : what happen?
Man: this is 4 my hand the gals did'nt come |
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Majnu Laila ke baal pakad ke bola
Moya kitne din se sar nahin dhoya |
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Tumko
dekha to yeh khayaal aaya
Ki kal raat ko maine itna kyon khaaya |
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Chaand ko gharoor hay k uske paas noor hay
to kya hua mera yaar bhe to langooor hay
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah |
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Tusi Itraande ve boht ho,
te tusi dil behlaande ve boht ho,
Dil te karda hai k tuaano dinner te leke challan,
par kambakht,
tusi khaaande ve boht ho ! |
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| Rich people travel in cars, poor people
travel in carts but people like you travel in hearts. Have a gud day! |
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| Friends are like puzzle pieces. If one goes
away, that special piece can never be replaced and that puzzle will never be
whole again. |
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| If ever in your life u r very sad
n feel that u have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on
a bridge and show u where 2 jump from. |
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Dil mein ek shor ho raha hai, bina SMS dil bore
ho raha hai,
Kahin aisa tho nahin ke ek pyara sa dost,
mujhse door ho raha hai. |
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| Friendship is like the relation between hand
and eyes. It's like when the hand gets hurt, eyes cry and when the eye cries,
the hand wipes. |
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| People vanish, people die. People laugh and
people cry. Some give up, some will try. Some say hi, while some say bye.
Others may forget, but never will I. |
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A Happy Boss tells his employees:
You worked very hard this year. As a reward, I 'll give everyone a check for Rs
5000. If you work with the same zeal next year, I'll sign those checks. |
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Wife: U tell a man something, it goes in one
ear & comes out of the other.
Hubi: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the
mouth. |
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Gora:Santa where were u born
Sardar: punjab.
Goraa: which part.
Sardar: oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body is born in Punjab". |
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| Some friends r worth 2b thrown,
some r good 2 keep, some r 2b treasured 4 ever. I think u r the one 2b thrown in
the treasure box 2b kept 4 ever |
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| Eyes: To look at you; Hands: To pray for you;
Mind: To care for u; Heart: To love you and Legs: To kick u if u forget me. |
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| Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,
so I'd be in ur hands all day. Husband: I too wish that u were a newspaper, so I
cud have a new one everyday. |
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| Sincere Apology: If u dont like any of my SMS n
dont like 2 read, then plz dont hesitate, feel free to..... throw ur mobile!! |
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| I’ve written nice poem 4 you.
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.. You should Know What you R.. & Once you Know
What you R.. Mental Hospital is not So Far.. |
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| Like energy, love can neither be
created nor destroyed. It can just be transferred from one girlfriend to another
girlfriend. |
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| Scientists all over the world r wondering how
long a human being can live without a brain... Kindly tell them ur age... |
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| Roses r red voilets r blue, monkeys like u
should be kept in zoo. Don't feel angry u will find me there too, not in cage
but laughing at u. |
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| Hey friend, remember that without stupidity
there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty so the
world needs U after all! |
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| A reasent studdi haz shon dat peepal hoo aar
werry samaarat end gudd lukeeng mak manee spallings misstake... Vatt iz yorr
opeeneum? |
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Apple Juice
Mango Juice
Orange Juice
Kajoo Juice
Pineapple Juice
Aur
Jo SMS Naa Kare
Wo
KAN JUICE!!!!!! |
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A dog was chasing a Sardar
and the Sardar was laughing.
A bystander: why are u
laughing? Sardar:I have a
Airtel phone but still hutch
network is following. |
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Mohabbat jab pehilibar ho
jaye to bholapna hai,
Dusribar ho jaye to
apanapan hai, Tisribar ho
jiya to diwanapan hai, phir
bhi baaz na aao toh **
Kaminapan hai |
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DOSTI KARO COLLEGE WALI SE,
PYAR KARO OFFICE WALI SE,
PROGRAMME KARO PADOS WALI SE,
ANKH LADAO SALI SE,
LOVE KARO DIL WALI SE,
AUR MAR KHAO GHARWALI SE. |
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Aap kya jano hum kitna aap ko yad karte hai
Mano ya na mano, har pal faryad karte hai,
Roz khat likhte hai CARTOON NETWORK ko,
Aur bas aaphiko dekhane ki mang kiya karte hai |
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4 Hitech Sardar Inventions! no feelings hurt)
1) Waterproof Towel.
2) Solar Powered torch.
3) Book on how 2 read!
4) Pedal powered Wheel chair! |
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Nurse Boli: mubarak ho
sardarji aap papa ban
gaye ..
Sardarji Bole: Meri wife
ko nahi bolna.. Mein use
surprise dunga! |
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| similarities
btw mobile and wife:: both ring at wrong time both have 2b kept near the heart
& most imp, both have to be charged at night !! |
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| A
newly married couple asked a sardar to book two corner tickets for a film..
sardar booked1 seat in the right corner and the other in the left corner |
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police-r
u married?
sardar-yesto a woman..
police (angrily) of course., do u ever hear of anyone marrying man?
sardar-mysister did it |
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| 2 days power cut in India made
life miserable. worst affected da sardar.he went 4 shopping and was stuck for 48
hours in an escalator |
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| its
the little things in the life hurts. wanna know how.. u can sit on the top of a
mountain but not on the top of a pin!!.... |
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| LOVE
is beautiful and wonderful and amazing.. u feel its the best thing in the world
until it comes to your daughter |
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teacher:"i killed this
person " convert this sentence into future tence.
sardar: "u will go to jail" |
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| Always
have a positive attitude in life :- there is something positive in every person
& every situation. even a stopped clock is right twice a day!! |
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| sardar
travelling in plane shouted ''boeing boeing'' air hostess said ' be silent'
then sardar started shouting "oieng oeing"... |
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| 10
sardars & a girl where hangin from helicopter, pilot : 1 has to fall as it
is overloaded. the gal said she wud sacrifice for others. all sardars started
CLAPPING!! |
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How
did sardar try to kill the bird he caught?
he took it to the top of the building and dropped it from there to die |
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Sardarji
is irritated of jokes made on him. he goes to his wife and says ''tell me the
joke in which i'm not involved''
wife:- i'm pregnant!! |
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| sardar
, was missing his passport size photo in a crowded bus. he searching &
findi's just below the lady and told "pls madam lift ur saree i want to
take photo |
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| CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI
trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs
is reading this |
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| This
dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy
dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog. |
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Zindagi
behaal hai,
Sur hai na taal hai,
Msg box bhi kangaal Hai,
Kya aapki SMS factory mein hadtaal hai?
SMS toh bhejo,
Mera MOBILE ki zindagi ka sawaal hai.....!!! |
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Apki palko pe khwab rakh gaya koi
Apki saso pe naam likh gaya koi
chalo vada hai aapse bhool jana hame
Agar humse accha dost aapko mil gaya koi |
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Samundar bhar syllabus hai
nadia bhar pad pate hai
Balti bhar Yaad rehta hai
Mugga bhar likh aate hai
chullu bhar number aate hai
aao doob ke mar jate hai |
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If I had a camera,
I'll snap ur every moment.
every smile,
every memory,
n keep..... in my......
kitchen......
to scare the mice! |
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Apun dono may:
Smart kon ?
mast kon ?
Cute kon ?
Shana Kon ?
Amazing ko ?
Intelligent kon ?
looks main set kon ?
tu to hay nahi,
Bacha kon? ;-) |
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Aap hamari gali may aaye
thora sharmaye
thora itraye
thora muskuraye
thora ghabraye
aur phir zor se chilaaye.
khali Dabba, Bottle, Plastic, Purane Bartan Dedo ! |
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Sardar1:
can u spell the word which contains more than 100 letters in it?
sardar2: "POST BOX" |
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A sardar gone for an interview for the post of a detective..
manager: who killed gandhiji?
sardar thx for giving me the job, i will investigate.. |
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Lalu
went to hell, asked yamraj, i want to make a call to my bihar he finished
speaking & aked yamraj whats the bill amount
yamraj: hell 2 hell its free |
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A
gal in the dress shop..
how much for that dress?
naughty shop keeper:- just five kisses
gal;- for that one
shop keeper:- 10 kisses
gal:- ok pack it & my grand ma will pay the bill !! |
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| Never
kiss a police woman, she will say "stop hands up" never kiss a nurse
she will say " next plz" alwayskiss a teacher she always says
"repeat it for 10 time" |
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| wife
looks into the mirror & says to her husband " i look horrible fat &
ugly, pls say something nice to me dear" husband replies "your eye
sight is perfect dear" |
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Q:
What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A: Run like hell....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth. |
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| 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv...
another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message |
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Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,
Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,
Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon. |
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TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,
RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oml8 ho,
SMS KARANE ME bade le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...! |
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Kya bindas hava chal rahi hai, birdy gaana ga rahe hain,
Cow log grass eat rahe hain,
shaane log SMS kar rahe hain
aur dhakkan log SMS padh rahe hain |
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Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Aab aapki kya tarif karu...
Dost me aap jaisa...
Nalayak koi nahi! |
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A Friendship is Sweet when its NEW
Its Sweeter when its TRUE
But Its Sweetest when the friend is like U. |
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Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,
gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri,
tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai. |
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Harbhajan Singh gets married.
During suhag raat
he asks his wife " r u a virgin ?"
she replies " kar di na sardaron wali baat,
Spinner ko kabhi nayi ball mili hai ... |
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what
is similarty between talwaar & salwaar
" dono ke khulne se saamne wala aadmi gayal ho jata hai" |
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aati
thi.... jaati thi...
hansti thi.... hansati thi...
bhagti thi.... bhagati thi...
bolti thi.... bulwati thi...
aaj pata chala saali ullu banati thi.... |
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Jab Tere Chiku The,
Sab Tere Pichu The.
Jab Tere Aam Huye Kahi Badman Hue,
Jab Tere Kharbuje Hue Bade Ajube Hue,
JAb Tere Jhul Gaye,
Sab Tujhe Bhul Gaye.... |
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Sardar
joins army, given AK 47.
He's puzzled.
Asks major, Sir, yeh bandook ki nalli samne rakhun ya ulta?
Major: kisi bhi taraf rakho, faida desh ka hi hoga |
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A
callgirl had sex with a doctor.
After climax,
She asks : ''R u an ANESTHETIST?''
Doctor : ''Ya!,How did u know?''
Callgirl : ''Kab dala kab nikala, pata hi nahi chala.'' |
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Jab
angrai Leti ho to mera Dum Nikal jata hai
Jab angrai Leti ho to mera Dum Nikal jata hai
are! Kambakhat Deodrant Lagane mein tera kya jata hai . |
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Dhire se thoko sanam
Mehangi ka zamana hai.........
6 inch ke item ko
Zindagi bher chalana hai......... |
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Ya
khuda tune Aurat ke kamar
itni pattli kyoun banai hey
yeh tere berukhi hey ya tere bewafai hey
Khuda: na mere berukhi hey,
na meri bewafai hey
uski kamar say kuch mitti
lekar uske seene pe lagai hey. |
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Soowar
ke bachhe !
Ullo ke patthe!
kutte ke pille !
Gadhe ki aulaad !
Bhains ke bachhde,
Bakri ke memne,
sab kitne chote-chote,
piare-piare hote haina. |
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ANOTHER DEFINITION OF BHAIYA
B- BADA
H- HANDSOM
A- AUR
I- INTELLIGENT
Y- YAAR
A- APNA |
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Boyfriends
are like panipuri,
Tastes good anytime.
Lovers r like PIZZAS,
Hot & spicy, eaten frequently.
Husbands r like Dal RICE,
eaten when there is no choice.... |
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Man
- Madam aapke santare dab rahe hai jara peche raho.
Madam - Mere santare dab rahe apko kya.
Man - Apko kuch nahin par mera to ras nikal raha hai!!!! |
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Tu chandramukhi main surajmukhi,
Tu mujhse dukhi main tujhse dukhi.
Chatt se chhalang laga de, phir tu bhi sukhi,
Main bhi sukhi. |
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Bewafa
sanam se to cigarette achhi hai,
Bewafa sanam se to cigarette achhi hai,
Dil jalati hai, par hothon se to lagati hai |
| |
Banta and Santa were walking
outside
When the Santa said "Oh, look at the dead bird".
Banta looked skyward and said "Where, where?". |
| |
Why can't Banta dial 911?
He cannot find eleven on the phone.. |
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door se dekha
doctor patti kar raha tha
pass ja kar dekha salla tatti kar raha tha |
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SANTA:What do you think of women?
BANTA:They are all sex objects....
SANTA:Why?
BANTA:When I ask them for sex,
they object !! |
